The Damn Optus Lady

So the story is, about three days ago, my sim-card died, literally, the phone wasn't detecting the sim-card, despite the sim-card being already in there, almost like my sim-card had lost its soul. Anyways, I paid a visit to the motherf*cking Optus Store the next day(because the damn Indian Optus phone operators was of no help what so ever), thus losing the chance to watch the movie 'Law Abiding Citizen', which was apparently a BRUTAL movie. Anyways, after getting the replacement sim-card, my phone rebooted with the following wallpaper...



Whilst the phone was still in the damn Optus Lady's hand, the resultant conversation sort of went like this:

Optus Lady:...(Giving me a weird look)
Me: Huh? (Looks over at phone screen) Oh. Err...A friend of mine did that...Yeah, wasn't me.
Optus Lady: Oh really...? (Rolls her eyes, following a clearly dissatisfied look)
Me: Err....Yeah.

At which point sirens and lights went off indicating the overload of awkwardness in the room, okay so maybe there was no lights or sirens; but a note of advice when a storeperson is inspecting your phone, CHNAGE the wallpaper.