Default Attack Someone: So for whatever reason, you feel someone needs to be assaulted. Well below, you can learn how to utilise my very own default attack, an attack I use for any situation where I am under threat.
Step 1: Sight your target and lock-on Step 2: Raise your knee, this is where you reach a point of no return. Step 3: Extend your leg forwards, thus making contact with your target.
Now bask in your glorious victory!
Handy Tips: -Vary the default attack by performing it whilst airbourne -Wear football boots or cleats, in fact, just any sort of sole-studded footwear -Perform the default attack whilst your target is airbourne
Freak People Out at lunch/recess time: Step 1: Be sure to have food ready for munchies Step 2: Make eye contact with person opposite you in group circle Step 3: Take a very slow bite of your food, whilst maintaining eye contact
Handy Tips: -Use a banana or hotdog, or any other phallus shaped food for maximum total freak out of target -Vary step 3 abit, like instead of a slow bite, switch it up with a fast aggressive one
Although not being a massive Doctor Who fan myself, I am however a big fan of Lego. Came across this on the Cheezburger Network :D and I thought I'll share it
I know...I've gotten slack lately and have only been posting youtube videos...but I swear...it's all still awesome!
The video was made by these guys called 'The Fine Brothers' and they're awesomely funny! They have quite a number of loltastical videos and I reckon they're like Smosh 10 years after. The video below is the first in a series dedicated to the 'Last Moments in a Relationship' Enjoy!
With Man Camp only four months away, there is still the issue of anthems for the 2010 edition. So in 2009, I'm sure most would agree, the offical songs were:
Give It Away by Red Hot Chili Peppers
and
Crazy Train By Ozzy Osbourne.
What could the 2010 Camp songs be? Well I've taken the liberty of adding a few suggestions, these are:
Interlude by Attack Attack!
Poker Face by Lady Gaga
Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams
Party Hard by Andrew W.K.
But the 2010 Man Camp/ Chick Trip anthem is obviously a group decision, hence, suggestions are welcomed. Following the suggestions, a poll will be conducted on this blog and the Top 4will be decided November 27, 2010.