Seriously, a 10m high speed bump? I want to be there when they build it.
I think we've got a problem here...
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Conrad_McAwesome
on Saturday, February 27, 2010
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We all know about how sucky school gets, but sometimes, you just can't help but laugh at the absurdness of the textbook. Whilst on my last homework conquest of physics, I came across a question and I just can't help but notice a slight problem in terms of context.

Seriously, a 10m high speed bump? I want to be there when they build it.
Seriously, a 10m high speed bump? I want to be there when they build it.
The Food for Gods;
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Mi Goreng! If you have not eaten Mi Goreng flavoured instant noodles, your life is not complete. This is probably one of the best instant noodles ever. Since I first had it 4 years ago, there has been no other instant noodles that even come close to tasting as good.
So after purchasing a whole carton the other day, I feel the need to showcase it.

So after purchasing a whole carton the other day, I feel the need to showcase it.
New Feature on the McAwesome WinBlog
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A new feature has been recently added to the blog, if you would focus your attention towards the sidebar you should notice a link 'View Random Post'. Self-explanatory really, but anytime you feel the need for a pint of awesome, feel free to click the link :D
McAwesome WinBlog's Makeover!
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on Wednesday, February 24, 2010
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McAwesome WinBlog is now sporting a stylish new DeluxeTemplates.net template called 'Irresistible'. Fitting name for this blog. I'm still working out the kinks of a new template, so don't expect this to be the final product, but pretty sweet so far right?
Reflecting on the last 8 days...
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Conrad_McAwesome
on Sunday, February 21, 2010
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-No one believes Tiger Wood's (The Player) very public apology for his apparently epic libido
-Punk/Metal Covers of any pop song continue to be awesome
-High School's parent information evenings can be summed up in one phrase "Study Hard, or risk failing life."
-Manual Transmission Cars are a lot cooler to drive, it doesn't matter what car, you could be driving an Aston Martin, but if it doesn't have Manual Transmission, you're just driving a really expensive Golf Buggy.
-Asian Lunar New Year is a good excuse to chow down on exotic foods (so far the most exotic I've had is shell-fish, deer meat and crocodile meat) and count up the cash you've been given.
-Yes I did eat in Bambi, as mentioned in the previous dot-point, that bitch tasted GOOD.
-Posting about the last 8 days is a good excuse for not posting anything at all for the past week
-Punk/Metal Covers of any pop song continue to be awesome
-High School's parent information evenings can be summed up in one phrase "Study Hard, or risk failing life."
-Manual Transmission Cars are a lot cooler to drive, it doesn't matter what car, you could be driving an Aston Martin, but if it doesn't have Manual Transmission, you're just driving a really expensive Golf Buggy.
-Asian Lunar New Year is a good excuse to chow down on exotic foods (so far the most exotic I've had is shell-fish, deer meat and crocodile meat) and count up the cash you've been given.
-Yes I did eat in Bambi, as mentioned in the previous dot-point, that bitch tasted GOOD.
-Posting about the last 8 days is a good excuse for not posting anything at all for the past week
Valentine's Eve Rant
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Conrad_McAwesome
on Saturday, February 13, 2010
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So today is the eve of possibly one of the most over-rated 'holiday' ever, Valentine's Day. A day where the male figure in the relationship MUST buy a gift for the female party in order to prove their affections, or face dire consequences. What might be so bad about that?
Well as a famous philosopher (Ashton Kutcher) once said "I hate Valentines Day. I think every day should be a day of romance," he says. "Then, on Valentine's Day, you should get to tell whoever you hate that you cannot stand them. There would be one day of hating, and 364 days of love.".
Makes sense doesn't it? Rather than have one forced day of love, we should have 364 days of hot 'n' heavy lovin'. If the world does somehow become the way Ashton Kutcher wants it, I certainly have an idea of who would get my hate card, would you?
p.s I thought it would be appropriate I wear my 'Bullet for my Valentine' band-shirt for Valentines Day :D
Well as a famous philosopher (Ashton Kutcher) once said "I hate Valentines Day. I think every day should be a day of romance," he says. "Then, on Valentine's Day, you should get to tell whoever you hate that you cannot stand them. There would be one day of hating, and 364 days of love.".
Makes sense doesn't it? Rather than have one forced day of love, we should have 364 days of hot 'n' heavy lovin'. If the world does somehow become the way Ashton Kutcher wants it, I certainly have an idea of who would get my hate card, would you?
p.s I thought it would be appropriate I wear my 'Bullet for my Valentine' band-shirt for Valentines Day :D
The Damn Optus Lady
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on Wednesday, February 3, 2010
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So the story is, about three days ago, my sim-card died, literally, the phone wasn't detecting the sim-card, despite the sim-card being already in there, almost like my sim-card had lost its soul. Anyways, I paid a visit to the motherf*cking Optus Store the next day(because the damn Indian Optus phone operators was of no help what so ever), thus losing the chance to watch the movie 'Law Abiding Citizen', which was apparently a BRUTAL movie. Anyways, after getting the replacement sim-card, my phone rebooted with the following wallpaper...

Whilst the phone was still in the damn Optus Lady's hand, the resultant conversation sort of went like this:
Optus Lady:...(Giving me a weird look)
Me: Huh? (Looks over at phone screen) Oh. Err...A friend of mine did that...Yeah, wasn't me.
Optus Lady: Oh really...? (Rolls her eyes, following a clearly dissatisfied look)
Me: Err....Yeah.
At which point sirens and lights went off indicating the overload of awkwardness in the room, okay so maybe there was no lights or sirens; but a note of advice when a storeperson is inspecting your phone, CHNAGE the wallpaper.

Whilst the phone was still in the damn Optus Lady's hand, the resultant conversation sort of went like this:
Optus Lady:...(Giving me a weird look)
Me: Huh? (Looks over at phone screen) Oh. Err...A friend of mine did that...Yeah, wasn't me.
Optus Lady: Oh really...? (Rolls her eyes, following a clearly dissatisfied look)
Me: Err....Yeah.
At which point sirens and lights went off indicating the overload of awkwardness in the room, okay so maybe there was no lights or sirens; but a note of advice when a storeperson is inspecting your phone, CHNAGE the wallpaper.