...but I like it.
If you think she looks kinda familiar, she's done guest spots on shows like Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, and Malcolm in the Middle
Through the Clover
Remembering a conversation from camp regarding the lack of an all female band (discounting girl pop groups), I think I've found one (and by 'found' I really mean something I saw on Channel V).
They're called Stonefield, and I reckon this single makes them sound and look like they're a 70s rock group. I kinda like it ;)
They're called Stonefield, and I reckon this single makes them sound and look like they're a 70s rock group. I kinda like it ;)
Where have all the awesome music videos gone?
Remember the days when music videos actually had a plot to it? I know its not necessary but I always thought being able to squeeze an actual storyline within a music video was awesome.
These days however, some artists reckon if they just played their instruments really enthusiastically in front of the camera, that they can pass it off as a music video.
Since when was having alcohol in your hand and have slutty, bad-dancing, girls dancing in front of your shitty, overdone 'gangsta' car count as a music video.
Anyways, here's a fairly new video which I think is pretty cool. The plot isn't very orginal, but I like the presentation and it fits well with the music.
These days however, some artists reckon if they just played their instruments really enthusiastically in front of the camera, that they can pass it off as a music video.
Since when was having alcohol in your hand and have slutty, bad-dancing, girls dancing in front of your shitty, overdone 'gangsta' car count as a music video.
Anyways, here's a fairly new video which I think is pretty cool. The plot isn't very orginal, but I like the presentation and it fits well with the music.
Tron
Tron:Legacy is an upcoming movie and is the sequel to the 1982 film Tron. No I haven't watched Tron but it would be pretty cool to watch the sequel. Why? Daft Punk are in the movie and are doing the sound track, hence it's awesomeness. Here's the trailer, and you can see Daft Punk at the start.
Update on the Mancamp/Chick trip Mix
The awesome of the songs cannot be contained within 2 discs...
We're looking at a third disc people..
We're looking at a third disc people..
Details on the Chicktrip/ Mancamp Mix 2010
Tracklist to be finalised soon...
So far, 41 songs, so it's going to be 2 discs.
Possibility of a 3rd disc if more awesome songs are suggested
:D
So far, 41 songs, so it's going to be 2 discs.
Possibility of a 3rd disc if more awesome songs are suggested
:D
Just a question...
You know how people decided on a date for the end of the world i.e. 12-21-2012?
What time zone would that be in?
If it was in Australia's timezone wouldn't the date change for the rest of the world? e.g. it would still be 12-20-2012 in most of Europe and the USA
Or would the world end in order of timezones with New Zealand going to die first whilst Alaska would be the last to be swallowed by Hell?
Pfft. Stupid doomsday theorists, they have no clue what they're doing
just a thought though
What time zone would that be in?
If it was in Australia's timezone wouldn't the date change for the rest of the world? e.g. it would still be 12-20-2012 in most of Europe and the USA
Or would the world end in order of timezones with New Zealand going to die first whilst Alaska would be the last to be swallowed by Hell?
Pfft. Stupid doomsday theorists, they have no clue what they're doing
just a thought though
How to...#5
Spontaneously fall asleep on a person
Step 1: Spot your target and walk up casually to him/her
Step 2: Once within half an arm's length of your target, do a 180 degree turn, whilst raising your hand in a style not unlike of a praying mantis. Remember to close your eyes, also, lift a leg for extra awesome
Step 3: Proceed to fall on your target by allowing gravity to do its work. Also, try to keep the length of your body straight, to imitate the fall of a tree after it has been cut down.
Step 4: Once you are in contact with target, proceed to sleep on your target. For inspiration, refer to a ladder leaning against a wall
Handy Tips:
-Perform this action whilst in mid-conversation
-BEWARE of sneaky targets that quickly move out of the way whilst step 3 is in action, ESPECIALLY when your target has just been standing in front of a brick wall. BEWARE
-For step 2, be sure to vary your hand motion, you may for example raise one forearm towards your forehead, or have both arms out, making your body into a T-shape, a.k.a. Crucifixion style
Step 1: Spot your target and walk up casually to him/her
Step 2: Once within half an arm's length of your target, do a 180 degree turn, whilst raising your hand in a style not unlike of a praying mantis. Remember to close your eyes, also, lift a leg for extra awesome
Step 3: Proceed to fall on your target by allowing gravity to do its work. Also, try to keep the length of your body straight, to imitate the fall of a tree after it has been cut down.
Step 4: Once you are in contact with target, proceed to sleep on your target. For inspiration, refer to a ladder leaning against a wall
Handy Tips:
-Perform this action whilst in mid-conversation
-BEWARE of sneaky targets that quickly move out of the way whilst step 3 is in action, ESPECIALLY when your target has just been standing in front of a brick wall. BEWARE
-For step 2, be sure to vary your hand motion, you may for example raise one forearm towards your forehead, or have both arms out, making your body into a T-shape, a.k.a. Crucifixion style
from Reckless Tortuga
When a Modern Warfare player meets a clan of WoW Fantasy-Role Players
Oh and they make pretty funny videos about 21st Century Racism
Racism in the Car
Racism in the Elevator
:D
Oh and they make pretty funny videos about 21st Century Racism
Racism in the Car
Racism in the Elevator
:D
How to...#4
Rage at the internet when your internet plan caps out
Step 1: Have your internet cap out so that the speed drops to a point where you consider using Australian Post instead of sending an email
Step 2: Open a webpage
Step 3: Wait for the webpage to load
Step 4: Continue waiting for the webpage to load
Step 5: Bottle up your anger
Step 6: Wait for the webpage to load
Step 7: Release rage onto computer despite the fact it's not the computer, when really, it's the internet's.
Step 8: Draw a comic about it and post it on your blog :D
(btw the image took 23 minutes to upload -_- )
Step 1: Have your internet cap out so that the speed drops to a point where you consider using Australian Post instead of sending an email
Step 2: Open a webpage
Step 3: Wait for the webpage to load
Step 4: Continue waiting for the webpage to load
Step 5: Bottle up your anger
Step 6: Wait for the webpage to load
Step 7: Release rage onto computer despite the fact it's not the computer, when really, it's the internet's.
Step 8: Draw a comic about it and post it on your blog :D
(btw the image took 23 minutes to upload -_- )
How to...#3
dramatically point at someone or something
Step 1: If pointing with right arm, do the Michael Jackson turn clockwise
Step 2: Whilst in the motion of the MJ turn, ready your pointing arm by making a rainbow arc with your arm.
Step 3: Upon completion of the MJ turn, straighten up your pointing arm so it is pointing directly at your target.
Handy Tips:
- For additional dramatics, cock your head towards the shoulder of the pointing arm
- Upon completion of your dramatic point, be sure to say something in a deep, menacing voice. This may include such phrases such as 'HOW DARE YOU...' or 'YOU...'
Step 1: If pointing with right arm, do the Michael Jackson turn clockwise
Step 2: Whilst in the motion of the MJ turn, ready your pointing arm by making a rainbow arc with your arm.
Step 3: Upon completion of the MJ turn, straighten up your pointing arm so it is pointing directly at your target.
Handy Tips:
- For additional dramatics, cock your head towards the shoulder of the pointing arm
- Upon completion of your dramatic point, be sure to say something in a deep, menacing voice. This may include such phrases such as 'HOW DARE YOU...' or 'YOU...
More Freddie Wong...
displaying his awesome special effects skills and musical awesomeness at the same time.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
4chan: not just CP and Bestiality
There's also web vigilantes intent on bringing about their own reign of animal protection.
And I agree...MUST HUNT DOWN THE SICK PERSON THAT THREW PUPPIES INTO THE RIVER
Freddie Wong
This guy on the internet who is pretty awesome at special effects:
Aimbot
Time Crisis
Check out his channel
Aimbot
Time Crisis
Check out his channel
How to...#2
Default Attack Someone:
So for whatever reason, you feel someone needs to be assaulted. Well below, you can learn how to utilise my very own default attack, an attack I use for any situation where I am under threat.
Step 1: Sight your target and lock-on
Step 2: Raise your knee, this is where you reach a point of no return.
Step 3: Extend your leg forwards, thus making contact with your target.
Now bask in your glorious victory!
Handy Tips:
-Vary the default attack by performing it whilst airbourne
-Wear football boots or cleats, in fact, just any sort of sole-studded footwear
-Perform the default attack whilst your target is airbourne
So for whatever reason, you feel someone needs to be assaulted. Well below, you can learn how to utilise my very own default attack, an attack I use for any situation where I am under threat.
Step 1: Sight your target and lock-on
Step 2: Raise your knee, this is where you reach a point of no return.
Step 3: Extend your leg forwards, thus making contact with your target.
Now bask in your glorious victory!
Handy Tips:
-Vary the default attack by performing it whilst airbourne
-Wear football boots or cleats, in fact, just any sort of sole-studded footwear
-Perform the default attack whilst your target is airbourne
How to ... #1:
Freak People Out at lunch/recess time:
Step 1: Be sure to have food ready for munchies
Step 2: Make eye contact with person opposite you in group circle
Step 3: Take a very slow bite of your food, whilst maintaining eye contact
Handy Tips:
-Use a banana or hotdog, or any other phallus shaped food for maximum total freak out of target
-Vary step 3 abit, like instead of a slow bite, switch it up with a fast aggressive one
Step 1: Be sure to have food ready for munchies
Step 2: Make eye contact with person opposite you in group circle
Step 3: Take a very slow bite of your food, whilst maintaining eye contact
Handy Tips:
-Use a banana or hotdog, or any other phallus shaped food for maximum total freak out of target
-Vary step 3 abit, like instead of a slow bite, switch it up with a fast aggressive one
For the Doctor Who fans...
Although not being a massive Doctor Who fan myself, I am however a big fan of Lego. Came across this on the Cheezburger Network :D and I thought I'll share it
What do you think?
What do you think?
More Youtube!: Smosh 10 years later?
I know...I've gotten slack lately and have only been posting youtube videos...but I swear...it's all still awesome!
The video was made by these guys called 'The Fine Brothers' and they're awesomely funny! They have quite a number of loltastical videos and I reckon they're like Smosh 10 years after. The video below is the first in a series dedicated to the 'Last Moments in a Relationship' Enjoy!
Anyways, heres their channel
The video was made by these guys called 'The Fine Brothers' and they're awesomely funny! They have quite a number of loltastical videos and I reckon they're like Smosh 10 years after. The video below is the first in a series dedicated to the 'Last Moments in a Relationship' Enjoy!
Anyways, heres their channel
Official 2010 Man Camp (Forward Slash!) Chick Trip Anthem
With Man Camp only four months away, there is still the issue of anthems for the 2010 edition. So in 2009, I'm sure most would agree, the offical songs were:
Give It Away by Red Hot Chili Peppers
and
Crazy Train By Ozzy Osbourne.
What could the 2010 Camp songs be? Well I've taken the liberty of adding a few suggestions, these are:
Interlude by Attack Attack!
Poker Face by Lady Gaga
Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams
Party Hard by Andrew W.K.
But the 2010 Man Camp/ Chick Trip anthem is obviously a group decision, hence, suggestions are welcomed. Following the suggestions, a poll will be conducted on this blog and the Top 4will be decided November 27, 2010.
And now...suggest away!
Give It Away by Red Hot Chili Peppers
and
Crazy Train By Ozzy Osbourne.
What could the 2010 Camp songs be? Well I've taken the liberty of adding a few suggestions, these are:
Interlude by Attack Attack!
Poker Face by Lady Gaga
Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams
Party Hard by Andrew W.K.
But the 2010 Man Camp/ Chick Trip anthem is obviously a group decision, hence, suggestions are welcomed. Following the suggestions, a poll will be conducted on this blog and the Top 4will be decided November 27, 2010.
And now...suggest away!
New Easy Mac Flavour!
You must try the easy and macaroni goodness that is the Bacon and Carbonara flavour! So much better than the cheese flavour -_-
Crazy Architecture!
Recently had my mind blown after coming across information on a stadium in Spain, the Santiago Bernabeu.
A tilt of 87 degrees! Isn't that like 3 degrees off a right-angle?
Anyways my mind is totally blown from the fact that at the Santiago Bernabeu, you're virtually sitting on top of each other... imagine what would happen to the fan that falls forwards from Row Z
FYI this stadium seats 80354 people
A tilt of 87 degrees! Isn't that like 3 degrees off a right-angle?
Anyways my mind is totally blown from the fact that at the Santiago Bernabeu, you're virtually sitting on top of each other... imagine what would happen to the fan that falls forwards from Row Z
FYI this stadium seats 80354 people
BRACE FOR EPIC
My Favourite Freekick EVER
Below; someone elses compliation of EPIC curve shots/freekicks
Below; someone elses compliation of EPIC curve shots/freekicks
Twilight Summarised;
'A teenage girl's choice between necrophilia or bestiality'-Danny Clayton
Is he right?
Give me now...
You assholes! Show me the kit now! What if I want to buy it? I can't buy it if I don't knw what it looks like...
#LFMF
(stands for Learn From My Fail)
when coming up with an email name, do come up with one that makes sense and relation to your name. Having to stick with a bad typo as an email address will come back and bite you in the ass EVERYTIME you give out your email address. #LFMF
when coming up with an email name, do come up with one that makes sense and relation to your name. Having to stick with a bad typo as an email address will come back and bite you in the ass EVERYTIME you give out your email address. #LFMF
Epic Spray Paint Artist Guy
A video I came across whilst surfing other blogs; it's pretty sweet
See more like this at eBaum Nation.
Good Times...
is spending Physics study period with Geoff and Jordan looking up Courage Wolf's and having Geoff quiz me on Fifa World Cups.
Here was my favourite Courage Wolf of the afternoon:
Here was my favourite Courage Wolf of the afternoon:
10 Exam Tips from Connie
An older post that I thought would be useful about now
10) Prepare, Prepare, Premotherfuckingpare- With the exception of Religion & Life, the most obvious positive exam technique is to prepare PRIOR to exams. By studying, at least you are confident going into the exam.
9) Don't Stress- Go into the exam stress-free, do anything to relive stress; a jog, music, TV, ANYTHING that relives stress, do it! Without stress, we are all more poised to be awesome in the exam!
8) Avoid Negativity- Avoid the kind of people that stress you out with questions about the subject; this would prevent alot of unwanted stress, as there is a fine line between positive assurance of knowledge prior to the exam AND stressing a student out by asking him/her about what he/she doesn't know
7) Comfy Underwear- Comfortable underwear is a MUST in exams; don't be wearing a worn out, old pair of jocks/panty to the exam and having to adjust the dodgy elastics. A pair of Bonds/Rios are awesome, as remember, you would rather be thinking about the exam rather than your dodgy elastics. N.B. Ladies, my knowledge of bras is pretty awful, hence the only kind of advice I can provide is to wear one that provides support without cutting into you.
6) A GREAT Pen- Be sure to go into the exam with an AWESOME pen, because you'll have to be writing with it for 3 hours, you're going to need a good pen. Criteria for such a pen may include good comfy grip, smooth flow, and sturdyness. So next time before an exam, splash out on a sweet pen.
5) A Spare GREAT Pen- So you've got an awesome pen, but in the unlikely case it does run out, be sure to have a spare similar pen ready for action. Even though it is unlikely your awesome pen will run out, it will be nice knowing you have a spare.
4) Sleep- Try and get lots of it! Try to get to exams fresh and ready! If you've been up cramming for exams late into the night, you're probably worth more getting a good night's sleep and studying in the morning. Sleep allows you to be awesomely poised to tackle the exam with FULL concentration
3) Time Management- Get it, and embrace it. Learn to manage your time in the exam, not only does it help you complete the exam in time, but you can complete it confidently, and perform to the best of your ability. None of that crappy half-arsed rushed writing that would only lose you marks.
2) Pre-Exam Routine- Adopt a pre-exam routine that helps you relax and inspires belief in yourself, whether if it's a prayer, meditation, or mine; holding your writing hand in font of your fore head whilst closing your eyes i.e. seizing the brain energy into your writing hand for a smooth transfer of your knowledge onto the exam
1) Toilets- Do your number ones and twos BEFORE the exam; the worst is struggling to stick to your time-plan, because you have to use the toilet. The more time you spent worrying about using the toilet, the less concentrated you are to do the exam.
10) Prepare, Prepare, Premotherfuckingpare- With the exception of Religion & Life, the most obvious positive exam technique is to prepare PRIOR to exams. By studying, at least you are confident going into the exam.
9) Don't Stress- Go into the exam stress-free, do anything to relive stress; a jog, music, TV, ANYTHING that relives stress, do it! Without stress, we are all more poised to be awesome in the exam!
8) Avoid Negativity- Avoid the kind of people that stress you out with questions about the subject; this would prevent alot of unwanted stress, as there is a fine line between positive assurance of knowledge prior to the exam AND stressing a student out by asking him/her about what he/she doesn't know
7) Comfy Underwear- Comfortable underwear is a MUST in exams; don't be wearing a worn out, old pair of jocks/panty to the exam and having to adjust the dodgy elastics. A pair of Bonds/Rios are awesome, as remember, you would rather be thinking about the exam rather than your dodgy elastics. N.B. Ladies, my knowledge of bras is pretty awful, hence the only kind of advice I can provide is to wear one that provides support without cutting into you.
6) A GREAT Pen- Be sure to go into the exam with an AWESOME pen, because you'll have to be writing with it for 3 hours, you're going to need a good pen. Criteria for such a pen may include good comfy grip, smooth flow, and sturdyness. So next time before an exam, splash out on a sweet pen.
5) A Spare GREAT Pen- So you've got an awesome pen, but in the unlikely case it does run out, be sure to have a spare similar pen ready for action. Even though it is unlikely your awesome pen will run out, it will be nice knowing you have a spare.
4) Sleep- Try and get lots of it! Try to get to exams fresh and ready! If you've been up cramming for exams late into the night, you're probably worth more getting a good night's sleep and studying in the morning. Sleep allows you to be awesomely poised to tackle the exam with FULL concentration
3) Time Management- Get it, and embrace it. Learn to manage your time in the exam, not only does it help you complete the exam in time, but you can complete it confidently, and perform to the best of your ability. None of that crappy half-arsed rushed writing that would only lose you marks.
2) Pre-Exam Routine- Adopt a pre-exam routine that helps you relax and inspires belief in yourself, whether if it's a prayer, meditation, or mine; holding your writing hand in font of your fore head whilst closing your eyes i.e. seizing the brain energy into your writing hand for a smooth transfer of your knowledge onto the exam
1) Toilets- Do your number ones and twos BEFORE the exam; the worst is struggling to stick to your time-plan, because you have to use the toilet. The more time you spent worrying about using the toilet, the less concentrated you are to do the exam.
It's Official
The new Xbox 360 handsfree Kinect motion controller marks the end of the Wii
It's like Wii, but without the controllers, gamers can control the games with only their body movements
http://www.news.com.au/technology/microsoft-launches-kinect-and-slimmer-xbox-360/story-e6frfro0-1225879783329
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/10284289.stm
New United Kit
Been leaked for awhile now but here it is anyway
home kit
and the away kit
I'm pretty sure it's going to be the real deal, because footballshirtculture came out with a photo of the chevron kit same time last year.
FYI I'm not a big fan of either kits but eh
oh and if you don't believe it, here's a link to a picture, where you see the kits displayed in some directors box at Old Trafford
http://www.united-latest.com/1/post/2010/04/leaked-uniteds-home-away-third-kit-for-20102011.html
home kit
and the away kit
I'm pretty sure it's going to be the real deal, because footballshirtculture came out with a photo of the chevron kit same time last year.
FYI I'm not a big fan of either kits but eh
oh and if you don't believe it, here's a link to a picture, where you see the kits displayed in some directors box at Old Trafford
http://www.united-latest.com/1/post/2010/04/leaked-uniteds-home-away-third-kit-for-20102011.html
Whilst viewing Goal.com's profile for the New Zealand WC team...
came across this:
chance of getting into the second round: 3.6%
chance of getting into the quarter-finals: 0.2%
chance of winning world cup: ZERO POINT ZERO PERCENT
chance of getting into the second round: 3.6%
chance of getting into the quarter-finals: 0.2%
chance of winning world cup: ZERO POINT ZERO PERCENT
Build Up to Britt/Ash B'day this saturday...
Yay! Can't wait for the party saturday!
It's going to be all sorts of wins, and definitely a couple of fails. By fails of course we mean Conor and Jordan
Things to look forward to:
-Music, Lights and Dancing :D
-Watching Jordan win at Guitar Hero
-Watching all of us lose respect for Jordan as he wins at guitar hero
-Shithead tournament, where Jordan will once again retain his crown of shit
-Skinny Jeans anyone?
Things that have happened in the past which may or may not happen this saturday:
-My belt malfucntioning as I am held dangerously on the edge of the pool to get the ball and as a result..
-Yours truly, defying gravity by running across the pool cover, instead of sinking in :D
-Conor, doing a backflip off... my back
-Make-Out battle occuring on the outskirts of the pool, with the single people looking on in disgust
-Yoshi joining the amputee club...again
All in all, this saturday will be epic =]
It's going to be all sorts of wins, and definitely a couple of fails. By fails of course we mean Conor and Jordan
Things to look forward to:
-Music, Lights and Dancing :D
-Watching Jordan win at Guitar Hero
-Watching all of us lose respect for Jordan as he wins at guitar hero
-Shithead tournament, where Jordan will once again retain his crown of shit
-Skinny Jeans anyone?
Things that have happened in the past which may or may not happen this saturday:
-My belt malfucntioning as I am held dangerously on the edge of the pool to get the ball and as a result..
-Yours truly, defying gravity by running across the pool cover, instead of sinking in :D
-Conor, doing a backflip off... my back
-Make-Out battle occuring on the outskirts of the pool, with the single people looking on in disgust
-Yoshi joining the amputee club...again
All in all, this saturday will be epic =]
