Weirdness in the 33rd Degree



Catchy song, but a really, really weird music video. That's Jack White for you.

A little motivation


Yr11 Exams begin tomorrow, I decided that CourageWolf would be suitable in getting us psyched for the next grueling two weeks.

Just a couple accompanying vids...

The songs are 'I Still Carry On' and 'Someday'. Beware of the permed hair in the first vid.



A McAwesome album you should listen to...

Been reharbouring a love for 90s Danish-Pop... The album I'm talking about? 'Paint My Love' by 'Michael Learns to Rock'. Basically a greatest hits album consisting of the band's hits. The band blends a great mix of guitar, naturalistic percussion and synth. Mind you it is a soft-rock/pop album so don't be holding out for Hammet-like tapping.


What they sound like? U2/Coldplay/Matchbox Twenty essentially


Stand out tracks include 'Love will never lie' and 'Breaking the Rules'


Player Ratings: Epic FC vs Velocity

Joe (GK)-8.0- Good game from the shot stopper. Plenty of fine saves and blocks was capped off by a magnificent ninjarific save which saw the keeper nearly break his neck had it not been for padding. Unlucky to concede two goals.

Wong (DF) -7.5- Usual solid showing from the defender, very little getting past him. However, was outplayed for the second goal with the opposition player doing just about enough to get the shot away and henceforth, score the goal.

Conrad (DF)- 7.5- No complaints from the player. Decent defending but was caught in a defensive mix-up for the first goal. Provided plenty of decent attacking plays from the dead-ball situation, even earning an assist for the second goal scored.

James (FW)-7.5- Good showing in attack by the super-sub, provided plenty of attacking intent and threatened the opposition goal for most of the game. However, fatigue took over towards the end of the match, as he lost a bit of steam. Nonetheless, he managed an assist for the first goal scored.

Jordan (DF/FW)- 8.0- Not too bad from the player in his debut season, was unlucky not to score in the match. Even had a goal disallowed for an infringement in the box. Was solid in defence when called to the task. Plenty of passes kept the opposition on their toes.

Blaise (FW) -9.0- Another fantastic performance by the attacker. Has settled right in to the game having scored twice in the match which brings his tally to eight for the season. His physical presence in attack his second to none.

Overall, a game Epic FC could've easily won had it not been for a superb opposition keeper, and a couple missed chances. But credit to the opposing team who never gave up and always hit on the counter.

Epic FC vs Velocity Match Preview

Kick-off 13/11/09 18:55 AWST Bouncer's Arena, Perth

On the back of a feel-good 4-2 come back victory, Epic FC will be looking to make it two-in-a-row by beating Velocity this friday. Epic FC will hope to establish consistency as the current form of 2 wins sandwiching the 3 losses in the last 5 matches, will not be what the usual standards of Epic FC be expecting. The club would like to capitalise on Velocity's heartbreaking 9-2 loss to the Awesomes.

What proved to be a decisive attacking tactic last match in turning the scoreline was the partnership between Blaise and super-sub James. Considering Epic FC will again have James this week due to long-term absentee Emerson (knee injury) still out injured, it won't be a surprise to see either one of them on the scoresheet this week. The team will be looking to continue the tactic of running down the corner and cutting back for someone to finish.

In the defensive department, Epic FC will hope to ensure a clean sheet through out the whole match. Key defenders Matt and Conrad will be the deciding factor.

Match Prediction: 3-2 in favour of Epic FC

Epic FC Team News

Injury fears in the Epic FC camp have somewhat died down since this afternoon. It was feared that one of Epic FC's foundation players, Conrad Loo, had sustained an ankle injury in training that would've sidelined him for Friday's match against Velocity. However, it can now be confirmed that the injury sustained was actually towards the arch of the foot, and that the injury suffered was probably not as bad as initially feared. It should be noted that the injury suffered was NOT a penile fracture as initially stated by goalkeeper, Joseph Blay. Conrad Loo should be up to match fitness by kick off tomorrow.

Player Ratings: Epic FC vs 1337n355

Joe (GK)-9.0- Plenty of fine stops and saves and also provided plenty of attacking options with pin-point throw ins. Conceded twice via two nicely struck low drives into the bottom far post. But besides that, a great game from the shot-stopper

Wong (DF)- 9.0- Solid game from the tough tackler, closed down on his man everytime and was rewarded duly with possession. Was involved in defensive miscommunication with his partner for the first goal. However, recovered nicely, to see out the match.

Conrad (DF)-9.0- Putting his body on the line a number of times to block the shots and get the tackle in. Produced wonderful defence for most of the match with his defensive partner Matthew Wong.

James (DF/FW)-9.5- Despite being involved in defensive miscommunication for the first goal but could not have recovered any better by scoring two well taken shots two complete the comeback. Fantastic showing by the super sub.

Jordan (FW)-9.0- Displayed great resolve to close down oppositon play in their defensive half for the first half. However, fatigue was a major factor in the start of the second half, as Epic FC conceded the first goal after losing some of the great forward work by Jordan, but made up for it with a goal of his own.

Blaise (FW)-9.5- Another faultless performance by the forward. A relentless running machine which never slowed, was rewarded with two assists and a goal. The speed, power, and stamina of the rookie is scary.

Man of the Match- Blaise & James- Great partnership of the two which directly resulted in three goals between them.

Overall, good showing by the team, showed great determination to overturn the 1-0 deficit. No nonsense defending and a doggedness attack were the key factors. Lots of praise for 1337n355 who made Epic FC work hard for the 4-2 victory.

Note: Congrats to sister-team, The Awesomes, who played a smashing game running out 9-2 victors.

Killing two stones with one bird

Mr Delson and the Inquisitor, in response to claims you have made:

Mr Delson have recently stated that Obertan of Man Utd is shit, the Inquisitor has also recently stated that Luis Nani of Man Utd is a good player.

To that I would like to direct both of you to the following link

http://www.goal.com/en/news/1717/editorial/2009/11/06/1608822/manchester-united-comment-change-out-wide-is-ober-due


Proposition 069

Vote Proposition 069, the removal of mudflaps from all vehicles in the world. No, haven't really gone to government and attempt to pass through a law forbidding mudflaps. I never really had a reson to hate mudflaps, but since yesterday, I do now.

As you may have known, I was attempting my second phase driving assessment for the second time yesterday. 10 seconds into the test, the examiner and myself notice a rattling noise coming from the front-left wheel. Fearing the worst, I thought I had gotten a flat tyre, but after an inspection on the side of the road, with the examiner, we both notice that it appears the problem was much wourst than anticipated, the mudflap has come loose halfway and is what appeared to be causing the rattling noise. However, yours truly managed to shove the mudflap back in place, but this appears to not be enough for the examiner, named Henry.

With the gravity of the situation sinking down on the examiner, he decides to discontinue the test, fearing that the mudflap might come loose completely, and 'damage the steering' apparently.

Henceforth, I was unable to pass my second-phase driving assessment, however, I have not failed. The examiner deciding that the loose mudflap was really a violent act of God, has awarded me with my next assessment in December free of charge.

2nd Phase

Well tomorrow, I would be attempting my second 2nd phase driving test (thats the practical one btw, for those not in West Australia), hopefully I will pass. The reason why I failed the first time? Basically I was shitting cinder blocks the whole way through, and a temporary lack of concentration which led to an automatic-fail mistake. I was passing the test so far, as I had 3 sections covered, then came the 2nd scenario in which after parking parallel, I proceeded to pull out without checking (and there was a car) which resulted in the examiner using his brakes.

Reasons why i should pass tomorrow? Well, i'll be using my car, which wouldnt have brakes on the passenger side, and hopefully i would get a more lenient examiner. According to my instructor, my examiner last time was apparently the hardest marker there, however he did compliment my overall driving, but it was a shame that he had to use the brakes on his sides.

Wish me luck! XD

Player Ratings Epic FC vs 10Nil

Apologies for the delayed player ratings, its been a busy week.

Joe (Gk)-7.0- Was not given much options to pass to, but did well to block and parry plenty of shots, another good game from the 'keeper

Wong (DF)-6.5- Great defensive work in the first half, but lacked communication with Jordan in the second half, in which a couple of goals could have been prevented.

Conrad (DF/FW)-6.5- Was at fault for the first goal conceded for his failure to clear, but played a more attack-minded game to pepper the shots of the opposition goal.

Jordan (DF/FW)-6.5- Fantastic work in the first half to pressure opposing players in the first half, but was left wanting defensively in the second half.

Conor (DF/FW) -7.0- Emergency loan signing Conor was able to play after management disputes was settled dramatically a few hours before the match. Played a great game defensively, providing a spark to the team. but his forays into the opposition half failed to result in a goal.

Miguel (FW)-7.0- Another emergency loan signing to make up for the depleted side. Played a productive first half which resulted in a duly awarded goal, but was unable to get into top gear in the second half.

Overall, a 4-1 loss which we can take from a number of positives considering the heavily depleted side, however, this is a game of two halves, and if Epic FC continue to lose their spark in the second-half, a top 4 finish is looking unlikely.

However, kudos to the opposition, played well and deserved to win against a side not at their best. On behalf of Epic FC I would like to acknowledge admiration for 10nil who werent behaving like faggoty chavs and were decent guys to play against.

2012: Not the End of the World

I don't know about you guys but I am pretty certain that all this hype about the End of the World coming in 2012 is just a load of mindless crap, seriously, remember last time *coughs* Y2K.

Anyone that uses the word apocalypse in association with the End of the World will be red-faced when they find out that the Apocalypse does not actually mean the end, but it really means 'lifting of the veil' or 'revelation. Hence the story of the apocalypse in the Bible, written in the Book of REVELATIONS. So really, by the term apocalypse, the Bible is actually refering to the revelation of God's will, NOT, the end of the world. Read between the lines people.

Dodgy Player Ratings



Errm...... maybe goal.com should look into a more effective method of proof-reading their articles